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Bob_Loves_1D

This is the place to do those jokes you've been DYING to tell. (or just normal ones)

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Bob_Loves_1D

I like this one the best @DragonTamer I'm so Tired by Carrie Mee!

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MoaningMyrtle

I'm so Tired by Carrie Mee

Tea Time by Roland Butta

The Insomniac by Eliza Wake

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Bob_Loves_1D

I like this one @DragonTamer, The Burglar by Robyn Banks! So funny!!!

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GeekChick

@DragonTamer- I love those things! XD

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MoaningMyrtle

These are books. (You might have to say some out loud)
The Ocean by Sandy B. Chez
Swimming the Channel by Frances Near
The Cannibal's Daughter by Henrietta Man
The Burglar by Robyn Banks
Keeping Cheerful by Mona Lott
How to Cross the Road by J. Walker

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Bob_Loves_1D

@lissi14, LOL! I thought I knew that one!

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lissi14

Because he didn't have the guts to do it. :)

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Bob_Loves_1D

Why?

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lissi14

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

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Bob_Loves_1D

:( this thingy is dying!

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Bob_Loves_1D

Get it? Like "Knock knock, 'who's there?' 'I eat mop' I eat mop who?" And it sounds like "I eat my poo" Still don't get it?...whatever...

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Bob_Loves_1D

My little 6 year old niece just said "Knock knock" I said 'Who's there?' she said "Sunburn", I said 'Sunburn who?' she said "Sunburn I eat my poo"
I died laughing! She's so cute!

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Bob_Loves_1D

@Missa, sorry I don't get it cuz I haven't seen that.

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Missa

My joke was a reference from the very first Batman movie.
It's a sparrow with a machine gun, of course!

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Bob_Loves_1D

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry the treasure where no one will find it.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you don’t feed him!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I have my key.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I’m hungry.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara-ra boom-de-ay!

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Bob_Loves_1D

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ina.
Ina who?
Ina minute I’m going to knock this door down!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you open this door!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to meet you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I don’t know.
I don’t know who?
I told you I don’t know. Why don’t you believe me?

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Bob_Loves_1D

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked on the door last time!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have to go to the bathroom!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Usher.
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!

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Bob_Loves_1D

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe you lend me some money?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Island.
Island who?
Island on your roof with my parachute.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open up!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

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Bob_Loves_1D

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oops I did it again.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire state building!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my bag with candy!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry it is just a joke!

Knock knock!
Owls!
Owls who?
That's right owls who!

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