|THIS. This would probably make Rainbow Dash cry. RD: NO IT WOULDN'T, I NEVER CRY!!!! Me: *Shows her this doll* RD: . . . Is this some kind of cruel joke? I mean, seriously, it needs to be about 20% cooler. I'M NOT CRYING. I'M SWEATING THROUGH MY EYES!!!! Me: *Rolls eyes* SHUUUUUUUUR YAAAARRRR!!!