|"You're all looking at me to save you, to come up with a brilliant plan, a 'so crazy it'll work' idea that'll get us all out in the nick of time. Well, sorry to break the news, that's not happening. If we make a run for it, we'll be picked off one by one. If we wait here, we'll all be killed. No one can save us. There are only three outcomes here: one of us dies, two of us die, or all of us die. I'll stay here and act as a distraction. Don't argue. Just run and don't look back."
(*laughs at the tears of my friends*)